I make art.Tumblr (3.0; @hayleyinthehouse)http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52445978511/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love you too. I love you so much, Hayley. This is just… this is the best thing that’s happened to me.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78def71be339a0776d1fa34b851f5191/tumblr_inline_mo2d5dk8Ao1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/803da4d2261cb0501ca293d3ddc4922a/tumblr_inline_mo2devMWYM1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Do you want to just&#8230;I don&#8217;t know..do something? I just..feel like being around you&#8230;having your arms around me..</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52446078803http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52446078803Sat, 08 Jun 2013 03:43:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52445124806/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just… Oh my God, we’re having a girl.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5157b3bedd9a5ab2656b10caede5c160/tumblr_inline_mo2c9cmcpG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6b056fe3fdf621599c2fb10851e365c0/tumblr_inline_mo2cu4DPLs1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>I love you. More than anything for this blessing.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52445618107http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52445618107Sat, 08 Jun 2013 03:31:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52444789193/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hayley…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/369c6826667e75ba4ce512ad69fccb76/tumblr_inline_mo2bxcnzsk1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/88d1ba8014a886119f8b369ac814bca4/tumblr_inline_mo2c6pAsw71qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>We&#8217;re <em>not</em> naming her Al-Quieda.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52445029685http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52445029685Sat, 08 Jun 2013 03:16:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52444189059/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s… it’s.. a…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2b84655b8f50a52ce13156547e1bf92b/tumblr_inline_mo2b9fn6Cj1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2f2e369921b56360d0b2b75cb79a2297/tumblr_inline_mo2bmf91TU1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Girl. Girl&#8230;yeah. I guess is where I have to tell you I love you even though there&#8217;s no one in the world I&#8217;m more in love with right now than you. </p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52444604663http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52444604663Sat, 08 Jun 2013 03:05:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52443748295/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wait. Wait, hold on, I’m thinking that was, like, some sort of clue…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f94bbf259268c94bbffbbd9a67bd1a70/tumblr_inline_mo2as9KCch1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>For her name?<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/96aa243d23c38dbdb32530e3a05527c0/tumblr_inline_mo2b62Wspe1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p></p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52444118998http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52444118998Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:54:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52443530560/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Calm down, Gwenyth Paltrow. We should pull an MJ and go with Blanket.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e25cbfe224678707d2c6331d662351e0/tumblr_inline_mo2ajsyLnG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/b81608e13f1c6615e0f98f18f12e93dc/tumblr_inline_mo2ao5aOMP1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>I think I&#8217;m going to cry. Not because I&#8217;m really happy or anything, no just um. That name is so shitty it&#8217;s bringing tears to my eyes.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52443666362http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52443666362Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:43:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52443281166/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>What kind of question is that. Of course I do.</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f118e6cae6298e67668b7e65e02cc808/tumblr_inline_mo2a7hzfPv1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3dc39bf579f34ad018bf19d8fb61256d/tumblr_inline_mo2ag7Zz5M1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>I think we should name her Apple.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52443460051http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52443460051Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:39:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52441582067/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Don’t talk about Golden Girls like that. Blanche is my spirit animal.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/683831d30d47d9534d2d8276eed4feae/tumblr_inline_mo28l4Vcmt1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/52b3b710e556ed29bb5a9e41661d4b10/tumblr_inline_mo290xB3mV1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>You are the weirdest little manchild I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. Speaking of children. Do you want to know which species we&#8217;re having? </p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52442029189http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52442029189Sat, 08 Jun 2013 02:08:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52440989194/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ll tell everyone how you peed your pants in Ikea.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3da97adc6f06b325184d70f114513055/tumblr_inline_mo282zeOcb1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/cad886a76eccf99e484bdd9f23f331ef/tumblr_inline_mo28efmwnv1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>I may wet my pants in public commercial stores but it&#8217;s better than wetting the bed like you after golden girls you little shit.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52441444895http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52441444895Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:57:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khloecardosa.tumblr.com/post/52440418403/stunning-and-yay-babies">khloecardosa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div id="posts"> <div class="entry"> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0ad0335ed35c409fffc2ea3025bc2d6b/tumblr_inline_mm777zYhPN1rooebp.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Yeah&#8230;he&#8217;s like a leper except worse. I don&#8217;t think Jesus would touch him with a ten foot pole.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1d929a71a115018e41c3bc93c515dcea/tumblr_inline_mo281aKoAd1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440897721http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440897721Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:46:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52440417417/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Don’t talk to me about the fucking celery, Hayley, or so help me…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/caecb40f3d8bf8f88073b303f0defa8e/tumblr_inline_mo27km2suv1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Celery fucker!<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/431747d81835319e5e85fb45d0dbcb57/tumblr_inline_mo27zyUk5a1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440854718http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440854718Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:45:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khloecardosa.tumblr.com/post/52439953974/stunning-and-yay-babies">khloecardosa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have not.. should I? </p> <div id="posts"> <div class="entry"> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/15659495a7d5ab10bcf05db53f7c73f3/tumblr_inline_mm5frdvnrf1rooebp.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9c928a093b84e117452f7f36dd354fc3/tumblr_inline_mo27htEsOF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Never ever. He&#8217;s got herpes that you can contract just by touching him.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440292209http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440292209Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:35:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52439849445/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yeah, it was an idea for a ’90s throwback party gone horribly wrong. Dammit, Hayley, I thought we agreed to never talk about this.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5117a58c6ca8c8848e5e1de36471d4e8/tumblr_inline_mo2746HhtC1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8ed327119cd2c02dbc3007973eed3a4f/tumblr_inline_mo27f0bwdO1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Did I hurt your feelings celery boy? </p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440198125http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52440198125Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:33:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khloecardosa.tumblr.com/post/52439377950/stunning-and-yay-babies">khloecardosa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Haha, I’ll just keep it to safe sex. I’m Khloe and according to my mom I’m the spawn of satan.</p> <div id="posts"> <div class="entry"> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c938325885264bc4f3e168f333adeeb5/tumblr_inline_mm74hoFqGv1rooebp.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ff602fd357769cba251be6f21ac07b30/tumblr_inline_mo271eKZyP1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>I&#8217;m guessing you haven&#8217;t met Simon Blanchard.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52439733480http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52439733480Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:25:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simonblanchardx.tumblr.com/post/52438713994/help-im-in-love-and-dying-please-stop">simonblanchardx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You always know what to say to make me swoon. Are you some sort of motherfucking sorcerer?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/57ca8eff33617a435bf2f1ca8f5b480f/tumblr_inline_mo266gpRKP1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/564ec515ade5b97fb4084844b4ed2573/tumblr_inline_mo26w6WwC41qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Your parents fed you chemicals as a child. Your curls are fake, that&#8217;s actually a perm.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52439593167http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52439593167Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:22:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khloecardosa.tumblr.com/post/52438817064/stunning-and-yay-babies">khloecardosa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well you should take it, I speak the truth. No sex… ehhh. I might die. </p> <div id="posts"> <div class="entry"> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ac11a6c873cf07285e13d58648b96eb6/tumblr_inline_mm72av5E3X1rooebp.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/036a02d2aae672d189459457f58bbfc4/tumblr_inline_mo26l3rmj61qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Just kidding don&#8217;t quit sex I&#8217;m not Satan. Hayley, actually. </p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52439186225http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52439186225Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:15:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khloecardosa.tumblr.com/post/52438409526/stunning-and-yay-babies">khloecardosa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>haha. Well you seam to be pretty strong on that opinion. Still congrats on being pregnant and beautiful. </p> <div id="posts"> <div class="entry"> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5d5058501cc63d5d7d9f9904d4e47009/tumblr_inline_mm70cnEf041rooebp.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae880791f441341594fcdefef85c2994/tumblr_inline_mo2620uEzt1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Still being beautiful is a blessing from God my ass does not deserve. Listen to me, young grasshopper. Do not have sex. You will get pregnant and die.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52438538723http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52438538723Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:04:12 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/07693482f6defa76bce69c231b1b79d9/tumblr_inline_mo25tyK5IF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Never. I live and breathe to make you feel like you are inching closer to that one special day in which you enter your eternal stay in hell. </p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52438296299http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52438296299Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:00:11 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc0cb200cba20fbcedc0d856aedba9a8/tumblr_inline_mo25rzs4on1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Baby. Just one. I&#8217;d columbian necktie myself if I was bearing two Simon spawns.</p>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52438165809http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52438165809Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:58:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59f585b9d193b825d5758a6aa3a53108/tumblr_mnmxlnlsqa1s4u87vo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29eacaa531e5ab270135d01c662d4e44/tumblr_mnmxlnlsqa1s4u87vo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2721fdcef08fd2ca6578ec99591cbbe/tumblr_mnmxlnlsqa1s4u87vo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d18de4b86551ea3b6bfa0b7a6683487/tumblr_mnmxlnlsqa1s4u87vo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52437519709http://hayleyinthehouse.tumblr.com/post/52437519709Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:47:38 -0400help me im glowing gorgeous and pregnant