#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
I love you too. I love you so much, Hayley. This is just… this is the best thing that’s happened to me.
Do you want to just…I don’t know..do something? I just..feel like being around you…having your arms around me..
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
I just… Oh my God, we’re having a girl.
I love you. More than anything for this blessing.
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
Hayley…
We’re not naming her Al-Quieda.
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
It’s… it’s.. a…
Girl. Girl…yeah. I guess is where I have to tell you I love you even though there’s no one in the world I’m more in love with right now than you.
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
Wait. Wait, hold on, I’m thinking that was, like, some sort of clue…
For her name?
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
Calm down, Gwenyth Paltrow. We should pull an MJ and go with Blanket.
I think I’m going to cry. Not because I’m really happy or anything, no just um. That name is so shitty it’s bringing tears to my eyes.
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
What kind of question is that. Of course I do.
I think we should name her Apple.
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
Don’t talk about Golden Girls like that. Blanche is my spirit animal.
You are the weirdest little manchild I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. Speaking of children. Do you want to know which species we’re having?
#help i’m in love and dying #please stop
I’ll tell everyone how you peed your pants in Ikea.
I may wet my pants in public commercial stores but it’s better than wetting the bed like you after golden girls you little shit.
#stunning #and yay babies!
Yeah…he’s like a leper except worse. I don’t think Jesus would touch him with a ten foot pole.
